God this fairtrade, organic banana is shit. Can I have a slave-grown, chemically enhanced, genetically modified one please?
– Stuart MacLennan, Labour candidate who got sacked for “offensive” tweets. I’d vote for him based on that one.
But the rule holds: you can’t swear on the Internet and be a politician.
I would have to agree with that one, fairtrade ones always seem to be pathetically small and bruised. Although I’m not sure quite why this should be the case. If we are waxing lyrical about bananas, I would like to ask all the supermarkets why their bananas are all so green now, probably something to do with making them last longer, but it means they never really ripen.