My wife bought a Guiness calendar because she likes the artwork. On the back of the calendar is the web address drinkaware.co.uk and below that the text:
This product is intended for purchase and enjoyment to people of legal purchase age for alcohol beverages. Always drink responsibly.
My goodness.
It does make you want to go and get a machine gun, yes.
However, that is illegal. Particularly for those not of legal purchase age.
Also, the whole newlywed thing in which you clearly still get a thrill about saying “my wife” is kind of sweet.
Hehe. “This machine gun is intended for the enjoyment of people of legal purchase age only.” Or headline: “Whitehall Massacre Could Have Been Prevented By Age Limits On Bullet Purchases, Police Chief Says”.
I called her Mrs Rob’s Blog once but it doesn’t roll off the tounge.