A publisher friend of mine, of Banland Publishing, has just published Tonto Greenberg‘s The Blue Book. If you like good old-fasioned, silly, childish humour, you’ll find plenty to enjoy in this delightful example of the art! For example:
A man went to the doctor
With a chronic stutter
He said ‘I’m f-f-fed up b-b-being treated
Like some k-k-kind of a nutter.’
The Doctor said, ‘Take off your clothes,
I’ll give you a full examination.’
And when he saw the man’s giant cock
He summed up the situation‘Well, my friend, your old John Thomas
Is like a hydraulic piston
You see, it’s so big, it’s sapping your strength
And disrupting your nervous system.’
‘Wha-what shall I do then D-Doctor?’
Said the man with the incredible dong
‘You’ll have to have it off old boy
And a smaller one put on.’
So the operation went ahead
Without major cause for alarm
The man’s stutter went away entirely
But so did his baby’s arm
His wife was at first delighted
With his new pronunciation
But what made her sick
Was the small Hampton Wick
With premature ejaculationSo, the man went back to the surgery
To arrange for his salvation
He said to the Doctor, ‘I’ve changed my mind,
Can you reverse the operation?’
The Doctor started laughing
And without a second glance
He looked his patient in the eye
And replied, ‘N-n-no f-fucking ch-chance!’
For much more of this, and some equally silly cartoons and spoof advertisments, The Blue Book is available from Amazon but costs less direct from the publisher.