I’ve just seen the most appalling TV programme on Channel 4, entitled 101 Embarassing Sexual Accidents. I wasn’t watching it as such, you understand, it was just on in the background while I was working on my computer. I’m not easily offended, but I was shocked (shocked! I tell you) to hear the story of Stephen Hall, who was arrested for having sex with a goat.
According to the programme, passengers on a train witnessed the terrible act and called the police. When they turned up Hall denied everything, so they called in forensics. After all, you can’t risk letting a dangerous goat botherer run around loose in public, so it’s important to use every resource available. The scientists found (ahem) evidence on the goat, and goat hairs in Hall’s underpants. Now, according to DI Dave Crinion,
I saw the goat the next day — it did not seem too upset but it is difficult to tell.
Now it wouldn’t do to have goats being upset, so clearly Judge Michael Mettyear had no choice but lock Hall in the slammer for six months.
Well that’s a relief, but wait! Before you think you can sleep soundly in your bed tonight, consider this:
The judge expressed frustration at being unable to order that Hall be banned from working with children in the future, adding: “You have pleaded guilty to buggery with an animal, a goat. It was committed in open air with people about, with people who could see.
“You were acting in an indecent manner, indeed, there was an seven-year-old boy in a position to see, although he was protected by his grandfather.”
Whew! I have a cousin named Stephen Hall. I was worried there for a minute or two. Stephen is the son of a farmer. But thankfully, cousin doesn’t live in Hull, nor is he 23.
You had me worried for a bit there, Rob! But interesting article nontheless. Interesting? Well.. I almost tossed my cheerios when I read it.. but it’s always interesting to learn about human nature. It’s all data.
Six months is a lotta effing stir for a bit of goat schnickling!
You’d get less than that for killing someone’s granny!
Maybe the goat was the judge’s ‘bitch’….
Ian: I have never met your cousin but I’m sure he’s a wonderful person and has never so much as looked at a goat funny.
Mark: My point exactly. And an interesting theory…
MY name is steve hall but it wasnt me who did that act. I have had loads of stick of mates though. I was watching that program with a potentional girlfriend and when that came on she laughed that much i sadly called a taxi and had to go home empty handed.
My brother text me when he read about it in the paper and said “You Dirty Bast**d what have you been doing?” what do you say when you are accused of such an act?
Still gotta laugh about it.
Sure, Steve, I believe you!
See real GOAT SEX here:
http://dixi.uw.hu/index.html
This is interesting to me, why are these people so eager to search for an excuse to be offended and pick on this man? They should mind their own lives I am shocked to hear of a man being arrested for having sex with a doe goat. I assume it was a doe goat, if it were a Billy goat I could understand the outrage but this is not a terrible act between an amorous male and female thus no reason to call the police.
What if the roles were reversed? Would they arrest a woman who can’t resist the advances of an amorous aggressive Billy goat that desires to have sex with her?
Take me for example when I was 14 I was aware our Billy goat for breeding my fathers herd of doe goats had an increasing interest in me, especially during my fertile days during each period. I became curious and was inspired by his persistent advances of rearing on me.
I made sure my parents were not around one day as I wondered what it would feel like and what the Billy goat would really do if he had his way with me.
To my surprise the Billy goat had sex with me quite easily. I have always kept at least 1 Billy goat all of my life, I am in my 50’s now and my children and parents are not the wiser.
Dear Deborah;
Thank you for your story. I sent a copy of it to a close friend who used to raise Alpine diary goats several years ago, but is now in the midst of a deep depression over an upcoming divorce. Your story actually helped her greatly and did a better job than the medication she is taking.
If you are able to furnish other details of your first expereinces with this Billy or others,through this blog,they would be of interest to her.
Thank you again for taking the time to tell us your story.
Best regards.
Susan
I’m waiting for my chance to mate with a goat.
I’d love to try a goat sandwich, me mating a doe and a young billy mating me at the same time.
Look at it this way, they want it, and so do I.
But this is still only a dream.
What do you about it?
You can not imagine how sweet is a goat !!!
i have sex with goats all the time so what
I keep a buck. We’ve been sex partners for three years. Male goats, once they focus on you as a sexual partner, are more than willing.
The experience is certainly different. Goats are into quickies, but they “do it” a lot. Count on eight to ten mountings in a session, all quite swift. They ejaculate some each time.
A goat penis is not huge in diameter, but it is fairly long. It’s about a thick as a man’s thumb, but up to about eight inches long, unless you have one of the smaller breeds. It gets the job done, and quite effectively.
Goat passion has a long and colorful history going back to ancient Egypt.
Many people have sex with animals, its nothing new, its just not openly discussed. For more info, visit http://www.zoophile.org It’s amazing how people instantly equate having sex with animals as abuse without ever even bothering to examine the facts.
I love having sex with goats and find it very exciting to hear of others sharing my fetishes. I have had many experiences with both genders of the goat family and as much as i love the feeling of a warm, tight goat gash – i also love a hot goat cock
FOOK ME! You goat shaggers are way too sick to be humans. Oh my god!!! You “people” exist?
You people are totally disgusting, men and women both. Can’t get a human to have sex with you, huh? I think you are just sick people who need professional help.
I have sex with my doe goats all the time. One is more than big enough for a person with a larger member than I have.
they are so hot with a body temperature of 103 degrees, and once inside it is just superb.
Plus I also lick them out.
And no, they don’t have smelly anuses.
I am just a horny old goat…
Cabron
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Interesting but sad that society has to place their common morals on the rest of us. I say love and let love no mater what the combination is as long as no one is hurt or abused. Me, I am looking for a new place that supports at least one massive male dog and if a woman that is into zoophile comes along I would be the happiest man in the world. Hell, if I could start a colony of us I would.
Interesting but sad that society has to place their common morals on the rest of us. I say love and let love no mater what the combination is as long as no one is hurt or abused. Me, I am looking for a new place that supports at least one massive male dog and if a woman that is into zoophile comes along I would be the happiest man in the world. Hell, if I could start a colony of us I would.
I. Love. Freaks.
Plus I forgive you all. You know, me being the son of God an’ all. I hear that if I don’t, you’ll go to hell where the goats all have mouth-AIDS. Bad eh?
who said having with a doe was bad i just love it
I thought that I was one sick fuck for having sex with goats but now that I know that others are out there drilling the goat bitches, I feel much better. Does it make me any sicker if I like reaming Billy Goats? I never thought that I was gay but maybe I am???
Richard “twisted goat sex lover” Scoville
may the force be with you(and goats)
keep doing good job(goat job he he)
i love shaging them too!!mmmeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee