Archive for April, 2003

Fun Toy Banned

Wednesday, April 30th, 2003

A colleague saw the fun, bouncy rubber yo-yo toy on my desk and told me to be careful, directing me to a BBC news story that it had been banned. The whole episode reminded me of the Onion story, Fun Toy Banned Because of Three Stupid Dead Kids.

I swung the thing round my arm, and it does constrict a bit, but all you have to do is unravel it or cut it. I’m all for safety, but the world is a dangerous place. Are we to ban ordinary yo-yos as well? They surely present a similar danger. How many kids choke on boiled sweets? Where do you draw the line? Almost anything could kill a child given the right combination of unfortunate circumstances. I’m not entirely convinced the rubber yo-yo crosses that line.

Ccchhhllllthlllchhh! Gasp! Air!

Slashing Your Scalp With a Sword Is Stupid

Friday, April 25th, 2003

I’m all for freedom, especially in previously repressed countries like Iraq. And I’m all for people being allowed to practice their ridiculous traditions, as long as they don’t interfere with others. But I’m completely confounded as to why someone would voluntarily whip themselves with chains and spray blood from their gashed scalps. Even The Raving Atheist is at a loss for words (he has a good picture, though).

Update: I missed a trick – some of these people were chanting, “Down, down, with the Americans! Yes, Yes to an Islamic state!” Say what you like about the Americans, but who would want to live in an Islamic state? So much for freedom…

Mini ITX

Tuesday, April 22nd, 2003

Sometimes there are just too many toys and not enough money. And what gadget geek could resist the allure of Mini ITX? For £300, I could put together a super-sexy miniature PC. I’ll start with the elegant E-Note case. Then I’ll add a tiny 17cm by 17cm motherboard. The VIA EPIA ME6000 is fanless, and comes with a 600MHz low heat CPU and every peripheral you might need built in: Video, audio, Ethernet, USB and Firewire. Finally, I’ll add half a gig of RAM. I won’t bother with a hard disk, because I’ll boot it off the network using PXE. A hard disk would add more noise, anyway.

Now what can I use my fantastic new toy for? Well how about I connect it to my TV with the built-in TV-out, and use it as a front-end client for something like Myth TV – a homebrew personal video recorder system. A server in another room with a huge hard disk records TV programs (and also has my CD collection stored on it as Ogg files), and the little cute PC becomes the home entertainment system. I could even have one in every room, each feeding from the central server.

Oh, the possibilities!

TV Licence Update

Tuesday, April 22nd, 2003

My friend with TV Licence hassles, who shall henceforth be known as The Present Occupier, as he is addressed in letters from the TV Licensing people, has provided a link to campaign site BBC Resistance run by Jonathan Miller and Erik Oostveen.

The site is a fantastic resource. Its manifesto makes the argument that the TV Licence is no longer legitimate because it is unfair, poor value, anti-competitive, and fuels a journalistic bias in favour of the BBC’s (and the license fee’s) survival, breaching the charter the BBC is duty bound to uphold in return for our money.

The site contains information on what you need a TV License for and what you don’t. The law is quite clear – it is the act of receiving broadcast TV that requires a licence, not owning a TV or using it for purposes such as watching DVDs or playing computer games. However, if you don’t need a TV licence, the site explains how TV Licensing will harass you anyway – the correspondence pages make for an entertaining read.

Another site by Duncan Bennett also highlights how difficult it is to refuse television. Despite co-operating fully with TV Licensing, he has had to continually write letters explaining that he does not have a TV, and still these people want to violate his privacy by coming into his home.

The TV Licence really is past its sell-by date. It may have been appropriate in 1949 when there was only one broadcaster. Now there better ways to fund the BBC, through subscriptions or advertising, without having to force people to pay for a service they don’t want to use.

A Few Rants About the Iraq War

Wednesday, April 16th, 2003

By Guest Writer Jon.

After revealing what is possibly one of the world’s most emailed-around websites [www.welovetheiraqiinformationminister.com], I see that we now have some candidates to step into the breach to replace him, living right here in London!

I speak, or course, of those poor “anti-war” march organisers (is anyone going to break the news to them?) who, with straight face, told us that 250,000 people turned up for the march. The figure was actually 20,000 – only out by a factor of 10 or so – but what do figures matter? Many of these people will want to be in the Labour party, so they’ll need to start practising spinning things. Mind you, I suppose for each person present, you could count two faces :)

I remember reading a report on the first (and significantly larger) march last month: “They’re all here waving banners and banging drums. But don’t ask anyone what their views are – they’re only here to drink Special Brew, smoke weed and walk on the Queens grass”. And that was in the left-wing Independent newspaper!

There’s a chap called Robert Fisk who, throughout the war, was going on and on about how no good could come of it. Then the headline in his column in Saturday’s paper talked of “a people repressed for so long, finally walking tall like giants”. Right, nothing to do with the war then. Co-incidence, of course.

And another thing that irks me: Yes, the picture of that little boy with his arms blown off is horrific. But something that’s in danger of being forgotten is that the mutilation of innocent people under Saddams regime was not an accident, it was a constant and daily occurance. Torture factories and rape centres were what lay in store for anyone who challenged the regime.

I spoke to an anti-war protester in Christchurch, NZ, who actually said the following: “You cannot prove that Saddam has killed any of his own people”. And last week I heard the following conversation on LBC, a London talkback station:

(Host responding to caller saying that Iraq’s regime was harmless): “But if you were in Iraq, we wouldn’t even be able to have this conversation!”

(Caller): “You don’t know that, do you?”

Riiiight. Sometimes I begin to understand how “Jackass, the movie” can be in the top10 UK films…..

At least the war appears to be over now, and the Americans can stop shooting at the Brits and their own people, but I can’t help thinking they should have thought about policing the whole thing a bit better beforehand.

Bris

Wednesday, April 16th, 2003

I’ve just finished watching the BBC1 documentary I am a Mohel, about the Jewish tradition of circumcising babies at eight days old. In it, a mohel who is also an emergency room doctor, performs a couple of circumcisions and explains what the tradition means to him.

A bris is performed for a number of reasons, he explains. It’s a way of marking your body in an irreversible way. A reminder that you are a jew. Before cutting off his own newborn son’s foreskin he says, “what a bris is teaching you – what it teaches me anyway – is that there’s got to be a removal of a cover. A bris is teaching you to get involved in your life. Don’t just sit back. Don’t just do things and then get on with your life later. The things that you do are your life. So hopefully baby can teach us one little lesson to make things what we do a part of us; a part of who we really are.”

Did you follow that? In order to teach us some vague lesson, baby has to have part of his dick cut off in a barbaric mess of screaming and blood. I wonder who this meaningless waffle is intended to convince.

The mohel also explains that because we are born with a foreskin, it is proof that we are not born perfect. That our bodies can be changed, improved. What kind of god creates imperfect babies and then requires that part of them be cut off to enter a covenant with him? It doesn’t make any sense.

Circumcision is painful, risky and even according to many Jews, un-necessary.

One mother explains that the fact that her baby is circumcised does not mean he is forced into becoming a Jew, rather it means he has the option of practising judaism. I wonder what he would say if he was given the option not to have his penis mutilated?

Human Shields Update

Thursday, April 10th, 2003

It seems the Iraqis feel the same way about the human shields as Simon does.

Skeptic’s Dictionary

Thursday, April 10th, 2003

The Skeptic’s Dictionary is a comprehensive guide to every crack-pot idea you’ll encounter. It covers such ideas as homeopathy, feng shui and hypnosis, with thorough explanations of the issues and links to scientific studies. It covers the techniques used by purveyors of such hokum, explaining the nature of pseudo-science and why testimonials, “…are of near zero value in establishing the probability of the claims they are put forth to support.”

Effects such as self deception, confirmation bias and the placebo effect are covered, as well as important concepts like Occam’s razor and controlled studies.

I came across the site while looking for information on a kind of psychotherapy called NLP. Some NLP websites sounded quite plausible, but my suspicions were raised by the number of courses offering to teach it to anybody who would pay up. I did a search for “NLP skeptic” and soon figured out that what I had put down to my lack of understanding of psychology jargon was more likely to be the deliberately confusing pseudo-science speak of NLP.

I was reminded again of the Skeptic’s Dictionary when a leaflet arrived in my letterbox for Magnopulse products. The idea that sticking a magnet on your leg can cure varicose veins is highly suspect to begin with, and the kind of testimonials found in the back of the leaflet (“the pain disappeared almost immediately”) always set alarm bells ringing. The article on magnet therapy was enlightening.

All the articles are detailed and well cross-referenced. You could easily spend many hours reading the site, and it would be time well spent. Next time you find yourself wanting to believe some extraordinary claim, check here first.

Random Religion Links

Monday, April 7th, 2003

These links found on The Raving Atheist‘s site, and on the comments pages therein.

  • An article about the army chaplain in Iraq who gives out water to those who agree to be baptised reads like something from The Onion.
  • More proof that the Catholic Church is malign. Gay people are “without any social value”, and have “profoundly disordered minds”, apparently.
  • Comedian George Carlin ridicules religion.
  • It’s terribly amusing.

Enjoy!

Not Owning A TV Licence Is A Crime

Thursday, April 3rd, 2003

Even if you don’t own a TV.

A friend of mine who does not own a TV is continually harassed by TV licensing authorities. Leaving asside the issue of whether or not TV licensing is a Good Thing, and accepting for the moment that TV licence evasion is an actual crime, the assumptions in the letters he has received are rather insulting.

One letter begins, “Once again, if you use or install TV receiving equipment to receive or record television programme services, you are legally required to have a TV licence.” Which is true, if somewhat irrelevant. It soon becomes rather threatening, however.

“We have written to you twice recently and we still have no record of a response from you. If you need a TV licence, you must buy one in the next few days or you could find yourself facing prosecution and a fine.”

The letter turns patronising: “I feel I must, as TV Licensing Enforcement Manager for your area, remind you of the following, since ignorance of the law will not be accepted by TV Licensing as an excuse.” It goes on to repeat that having a TV without a licence is an offence incurring prosecution and a fine.

My friend is then informed that his address is high on the manager’s priority list. One of his team of Enforcement Officers will, “issue a report for prosecution if there is evidence of an offence.” Evidence that they will, of course, not find.

The letter essentially says, we think you are a criminal and want you to buy a TV licence. It graciously allows, “If you have bought a licence recently, please ignore this letter.” No mention is made of the possibility that there isn’t a TV at the address except for the following offer: “If you do not have a TV receiver, please write to us…so we can update our records.” No-one is obliged to send any letter stating that they are not committing a crime. It takes time and effort to compose a letter and post it. Not much, but in principle there is no reason for someone who does not have a TV to spend any time justifying why he has not bought a licence.

Imagine having to send a letter for every service you have not used. Dear Vodaphone, I have not paid my phone bill because I do not have a mobile phone. Dear Tesco’s… My friend has sent letters in the past and they have had little effect.

A few days after the letter arrived, an “Enforcement Officer” visited when my friend was not at home. Another letter was left, repeating all the same warnings. It did allow, “If you do have a TV licence, or do not use a TV, I’m sorry for any concern this letter may have caused.” But in this case he is told to fill in a form and post it. Why should he? And what difference would it make anyway, given that anyone could fill in the form whether they own a TV or not? The letter barely takes breath from this apology before making more threats.

All this chasing up and visiting houses of people who don’t own TVs is a pointless waste of licence payers’ money.

It seems to me that TV licensing enforcement is done all wrong. Instead of the detector vans and detector men of lore, who could be going around gathering actual evidence of licence evasion and bothering only those found to be breaking the law, an entirely cynical approach is used. Everyone who has not paid for a TV licence is assumed to be a criminal and is harrassed until they pay up. If I don’t own a TV I shouldn’t have to come into contact with TV licensing authorities at all. On the other hand, if I do have a TV without a licence, it seems I will get endless chances to pay up without being prosecuted.

The innocent are getting a worse deal than the guilty.